![]() ![]() Ed Rooney: That is why I have got to catch him this time – To show these kids the example he sets is a first-class ticket to nowhere! (He hands Grace some papers).The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads – they all adore him. Grace: Well, makes you look like an ass is what he does, Ed.He jeopardizes my ability to effectively govern this student body. Ed Rooney: Last thing I need at this point in my career is fifteen hundred Ferris Bueller disciples running around these halls.Ed Rooney: What is so dangerous about a character like Ferris Bueller is he gives good kids bad ideas.Grace: Well, with your bad knee Ed, you shouldn’t throw anybody… It’s true.Ed Rooney: I don’t trust this kid any further than I can throw him.It’s very beautiful and very cold, and you’re not allowed to touch anything. Ferris: (Describing Cameron Frye’s house) The place is like a museum.If you’ve ever been to someone’s house that feels sterile and un-lived in, then this quote probably made you chuckle. “The Place Is Like A Museum” – Cameron’s House It’s a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you’re bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh, you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor’s office. The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. If I go for ten, I’m probably gonna have to barf up a lung, so I’d better make this one count. It’s getting pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. How could I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this? This is my ninth sick day this semester. Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second. Ferris: (After his parents leave the house, thinking he is ill) They bought it.This simple ruse tricked his nervous mother into letting him stay home from high school, for the 9th time that semester. This whole movie happened because Ferris Bueller faked a stomach cramp, leaned over, and licked his hands - making them clammy. “How can I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this?” (Ed is stunned speechless as he realizes his mistake) If you don’t like my policies you can come on down here and smooch my big ole’ white butt. Ferris: Hi this is Ferris Bueller, can I speak to Mr.Grace: (Picks up ringing phone) Ed Rooney’s office.Cameron: (Disguised) Uh, no my wife’s mother.Ed Rooney: Yeah, that’s right, just, uh, roll her old bones on over here, and I’ll dig up your daughter.Cameron: (Disguised) I’m sorry, Ed, did you say you wanted to see a body?.I’m gonna set a trap and let him fall right in it. Ed Rooney: It’s alright, Grace, it’s Ferris Bueller the little twerp.I wanna see this dead grandmother first hand. Ed Rooney: Uh, yeah, sure, no I’d be happy to, yeah you, uh, you just produce a corpse, and uh, I’ll release Sloane.Well, uh, it’s been a tough morning and we got a lot of family business to take care of, so if you wouldn’t mind excusing Sloane, I’d appreciate it. Ed Rooney: Yeah I heard, and man, I’m all broken up, boy, what a blow.Cameron: (Voice disguised) Well, we’ve had a bit of bad luck this morning as you may have heard. ![]() Cameron: (Disguising voice as Cameron’s father, George Peterson) Ed.We are not responsible for errors resulting from incorrect information inputted during the ordering process. ![]() Please double-check that ALL personalized information and the shipping address are entered 100% correctly. Shipping (includes tracking #) is FREE within Canada and the USA (approx 5-9 bus. Lettering and design will always be very professionally done, and the back of the sign will feature the Splinters logo. It is not uncommon for some imperfections to exist on the wood such as knots, or small minor nicks. Your sign will look great displayed on a mantle, or window ledge, or if you prefer, use the sawtooth clip included on the back to hang in that special place on the wall and enjoy. The sides feature our signature exposed wood sanded edges which gives it a nice framed-in farmhouse look. After the wood is cut, the words are laser engraved, and then we color fill using a hand-painting technique we developed. All custom wood signs are handmade to order in Surrey, British Columbia, Canada from 3/4" birch ply. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it". Memorialize your 80s childhood with this wood sign of one of the most recognized quotes from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, "Life moves pretty fast.
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